Unemployed Philosophers Guild

Goodbye tension, hello pension! These new-fangled super-strong Retiremints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step. Peppermint; reusable mint tin measures 1.75 x 1.75 x .5. Timeless...

A shiny red Applecar with Lowly at the wheel—this sculpted ceramic mug has a removable lid to keep beverages warm. The perfect ride for any morning! 8 oz. | 240 ml • 8 oz. Ceramic coffee cup with a...

Covered with 30 of the Bard's funniest and most biting insults from his plays. So don't be "light of brain" or a "beetle-headed flap-ear'd knave"-Get one today! Perfect for any hot beverage: coffee,...

With friends like yours, you’ll need plenty of these high-brow low-brow taunts of the Bard’s. Here are 34 of William Shakespeare's Insults. Towel unfolded is 18 " x 25 1/2 " Hang loop, 100% cotton...

Want to get someone’s attention? Scream. These sticky notes – large and small – will help you become more productive. I don’t know about you, but AAAIIIEEE ...have a lot to do. Each 3 1/4" X 4 1/4"...

When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, pumpkin spiced beverage or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything – including the mug, itself. Watch the night before...

Doesn't Uranus belong in your bathroom? Unscented, thankfully. 2 oz. / 56 g. Not tested on animals. Made in the USA. • Ingredients: vegetable soap base, Glycerine, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter, Olive...