Unemployed Philosophers Guild

If you like a crowded kitchen, here’s a murder of crows, a mob of emus, a leap of leopards… a total of 25 animal groups. Now while you’re waiting for water to boil you can hang with the gang – and...

When it's cold, the mug is encircled with elegant silhouettes of birds on a wire. Pour in a hot beverage and watch as 18 bird species appear in full color. Go ahead and tweet about it! Perfect for...

When the mug is cold, the image of Bob Ross reminds you to be calm and find time in your life to create. When you pour in a hot beverage, a Bob Ross painting appears to inspire you. Officially...

Talk to the tree, make friends with it. People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. Enjoy the cooling taste of mint, then break out the Titanium...

Happy little trees… happy little clouds… The fridge is your canvas – also your locker – and so is the file cabinet at work! Joy of Painting Magnetic Play Set comes complete with an easel, paints,...

  Butterflies Mug Pour hot water to see colorful butterflies appear. Cool silhouettes transform into classic naturalist i

The Artistic Cat mug understands the temperamental artist. Inspiration is elusive. Hidden. Unpredictable. It appears when you least expect it. Pounces, stirs things up. Walks through your paint. This...

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Here’s our brand-new Cowboy Boot Mug with a dozen-and-one spellbinding styles to take you from earnest Western work to Saturday night showy: Buckaroo – Cowboy - Roper - Shortie – Stockman - Western...

Each card features a different cryptid or legendary creature as the star of its own magazine cover—from the elusive Bigfoot, to the equally as elusive Yowie, to the also extremely elusive Mothman and...

The mug shows a prehistoric landscape populated by fierce dinosaurs. When you pour in a hot beverage, the eons pass before your eyes as the dinosaurs transform into fossils in a museum exhibition...

Our Dragons mug features 19 dragons from around the world! Perfect for any hot beverage: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, pumpkin spiced beverage. • 14 oz. Ceramic coffee cup with a comfortable handle. •...

The Fowl Towel gets it right: 31 species of ducks, chickens, geese – and relatives, both fancy and plain. The Fowl Towel is for people who talk turkey, those who have all their ducks in a row (more...

A handy notebook featuring a variety of game boards and game instructions in the back, including: • 64 game pages (reusable if your pencil has an eraser!) • Three different game formats (squares,...

Spend time with the Kitchen Accidents dish towel. You’ll find dozens of tips, best practices, remedies, supplies to have on hand – bread and aloe, eye wash and duct tape. Accidents happen. This handy...

Whether you're changing into your suit or your cardigan – whether you’re coming home or going out into the neighborhood – you’ll have more confidence with pepperminty fresh breath! Won't you have one...

Behold – it’s the Owl Towel and it’s a hoot! Fix your gaze upon 24 species of owl… Who will blink first? (You will – no contest. It will be you.) • Towel unfolded is 18" x 25 1/2" • Hang loop, 100%...

This fashionable, fabulous Penguin Party heat-transforming mug arrives in its own gift box and ready to party. When the mug is cold, the penguins sport black-and-white formalwear for after six. When...

Pore over your pour-over! This mug features beautiful original portraits of our solar system, and every time you enjoy a hot cup of coffee or cocoa, you can learn about each planet. As 19th century...

Was your mouth dry? Pasty with fantastic terrors never felt before? Chilling Peppermint flavored mints in a tin - now you can kiss that melancholy burden goodbye! Edgar Allan Poe bookish merch. Don't...