About the Company
Shade Tree Greetings is located in Rochester, New York. The company was founded in 1992 and featured 60 greeting cards. Our company has been steadily growing since that time, and we now offer thousands of greeting card styles. Customers and sales representatives appreciate the personal attention they receive from us as well as the variety and quality they would expect from a much larger company.
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Not Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon Card
$3.25Cover: Not only did I FALL OFF the diet wagon, Inside: I DRAGGED it into the WOODS, SET it on FIRE, and used the insurance money to buy TWINKIES. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
My Yoga Pants Card
$3.25Cover: My yoga pants have NEVER SEEN a yoga class, Inside: my gym pants have never been to the gym, and my idea of a BALANCED DIET is a MARTINI in each hand. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
Nobody Makes Me Laugh Like You Do Card
$3.25Cover: Nobody makes me laugh like you do. Inside: Thanks for being my funny, wonderful friend. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
In Car Years Card
$3.25Cover: In car years, you would be considered a classic. In wine years, you would be considered smooth. And in dog years... Inside: well, you would be dead. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We're One Step Closer Card
$3.25Cover: We’re one step closer to being the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home! Inside: Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
We'll Always Be BBFs
$3.25Cover: We’ll always be BBFs... Inside: Badass Bitches Forever! Have a Badass Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
Too Late For Coffee Too Early For Wine Card
$3.25Cover: “THERE’S A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN TOO LATE FOR COFFEE AND TOO EARLY FOR WINE...” Inside:”So when it’s close, I err to the side of wine.” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Seen-Agers Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve become SEEN-AGERS Inside: That’s a Senior-Teenager. We have everything we wanted as teenagers, only 50 years later. We don’t have to go to work or school. We get allowances every month... -
I Don't Want To Brag But Card
$3.25Cover: I know it’s YOUR birthday and I don’t want to brag but... Inside: I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Size: 5x7 inches -
Move Over Cosmetics Card
$3.25Cover: “Move over cosmetics, this is a job for the pharmaceutical industry.” Inside: Have an industrious Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
Forget About Losing 20 Pounds Card
$3.25Cover: Forget about losing 20 pounds... Inside: How can we lose 20 years? Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Best Friends Are The Ones Who Know All About You Card
$3.25Cover: Best friends are the ones who know all about you. Inside: But like you anyway. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
The Older We Get Card
$3.25Cover: The older we get... Inside: The older “old” gets. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Having a Good Friend is Like Riding a Bicycle Card
$3.25Cover: Having a good friend is like riding a bicycle... Inside: Once you get the hang of it, it lasts a lifetime. Happy Birthday. -
Want To Look Younger Instantly Card
$3.25Cover: WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER INSTANTLY? Inside: Get some older friends. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
A Man Needs Only Two Tools in his Workshop Card
$3.25Cover: A man needs only two tools in his workshop: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. Inside: If it DOESN’T move and it should, USE THE WD-40. If it DOES move and it shouldn’t, USE THE DUCT TAPE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY... -
Golden Years My Ass Card
$3.25Cover: Blank Inside: “Golden years” my ass. Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
Lead Us Not Into Temptation Card
$3.25Cover: Lead us not into temptation... Inside: Oh, forget it. Follow me; I know a shortcut! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Where Most Men Get Their Information Card
$3.25Cover: Where most men get their information... Inside: and what most of it is worth. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
I Hope This Card Isn't Too Funny Card
$3.25Cover: I HOPE THiS CARd iSN’T TOO FuNNY. Inside: I understand people your age pee fairly easily. HaPPY BiRTHdAY! Size: 5x7 inches