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A Man Needs Only Two Tools in his Workshop Card
$3.25Cover: A man needs only two tools in his workshop: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. Inside: If it DOESN’T move and it should, USE THE WD-40. If it DOES move and it shouldn’t, USE THE DUCT TAPE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY... -
Awe Shucks Card
$3.25Cover: AWE, SHUCKS Inside: That was so nice of you. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Size: 5x7 inches -
Best Friends Are The Ones Who Know All About You Card
$3.25Cover: Best friends are the ones who know all about you. Inside: But like you anyway. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Birthday Cake Card
$3.25Cover: BIRTHDAY CAKE... Inside: THE ONLY FOOD YOU CAN BLOW ON AND SPIT ON AND EVERYBODY RUSHES TO GET A PIECE. Size: 5x7 inches -
Born to be Wild Card
$3.25Cover: Born to be WILD... Inside: a LONG time ago! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Can't Stand the Thought of Another Birthday Card
$3.25Cover: Oh, I just can’t stand the thought of another birthday! Inside: (heavy sigh) I’m glad it’s yours. Size: 5x7 inches -
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Constance Named Her Cat Martini Card
$3.25Cover: Constance named her cat “Martini”. Inside: It was one less thing to remember. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Dont Worry About Getting Old Card
$3.25Cover: DON’T WORRY ABOUT GETTING OLD... Inside: WORRY ABOUT THINKING OLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Size: 5x7 inches -
Everybody Loves a Guy Card
$3.25Cover: Everybody loves a guy... Inside: with a cool car! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
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Forget About Losing 20 Pounds Card
$3.25Cover: Forget about losing 20 pounds... Inside: How can we lose 20 years? Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Go Ahead Light The Candles Card
$3.25Cover: GO AHEAD, LIGHT THE CANDLES! Inside: we’re ready! happy birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Having a Good Friend is Like Riding a Bicycle Card
$3.25Cover: Having a good friend is like riding a bicycle... Inside: Once you get the hang of it, it lasts a lifetime. Happy Birthday. -
He Thought He Was Steering the Boat Card
$3.25Cover: He thought he was steering the boat... Inside: but it just went in circles giving him the illusion of control. Kinda like being married. Happy Anniversary. Size: 5x7 inches -
Here's To All The Crap You've Been Through Card
$3.25Cover: Here’s to all the crap you’ve been through! Inside: Better days are ahead! Size: 5x7 inches -
I Don't Want To Brag But Card
$3.25Cover: I know it’s YOUR birthday and I don’t want to brag but... Inside: I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Size: 5x7 inches -
I Hope This Card Isn't Too Funny Card
$3.25Cover: I HOPE THiS CARd iSN’T TOO FuNNY. Inside: I understand people your age pee fairly easily. HaPPY BiRTHdAY! Size: 5x7 inches -
I'm Here For The Party Card
$3.25Cover: (blank) Inside: I’m here for the party! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
I'm Just Gonna Sit Here Card
$3.25Cover: “I’m just gonna sit here... Inside: ‘til you feel better.” Get Well Soon! Size: 5x7 inches