About the Company
Shade Tree Greetings is located in Rochester, New York. The company was founded in 1992 and featured 60 greeting cards. Our company has been steadily growing since that time, and we now offer thousands of greeting card styles. Customers and sales representatives appreciate the personal attention they receive from us as well as the variety and quality they would expect from a much larger company.
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Not Only Did I Fall Off the Diet Wagon Card
$3.25Cover: Not only did I FALL OFF the diet wagon, Inside: I DRAGGED it into the WOODS, SET it on FIRE, and used the insurance money to buy TWINKIES. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
My Yoga Pants Card
$3.25Cover: My yoga pants have NEVER SEEN a yoga class, Inside: my gym pants have never been to the gym, and my idea of a BALANCED DIET is a MARTINI in each hand. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
Nobody Makes Me Laugh Like You Do Card
$3.25Cover: Nobody makes me laugh like you do. Inside: Thanks for being my funny, wonderful friend. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
In Car Years Card
$3.25Cover: In car years, you would be considered a classic. In wine years, you would be considered smooth. And in dog years... Inside: well, you would be dead. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We're One Step Closer Card
$3.25Cover: We’re one step closer to being the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home! Inside: Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
We'll Always Be BBFs
$3.25Cover: We’ll always be BBFs... Inside: Badass Bitches Forever! Have a Badass Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
Too Late For Coffee Too Early For Wine Card
$3.25Cover: “THERE’S A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN TOO LATE FOR COFFEE AND TOO EARLY FOR WINE...” Inside:”So when it’s close, I err to the side of wine.” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Seen-Agers Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve become SEEN-AGERS Inside: That’s a Senior-Teenager. We have everything we wanted as teenagers, only 50 years later. We don’t have to go to work or school. We get allowances every month... -
I Don't Want To Brag But Card
$3.25Cover: I know it’s YOUR birthday and I don’t want to brag but... Inside: I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Size: 5x7 inches -
Move Over Cosmetics Card
$3.25Cover: “Move over cosmetics, this is a job for the pharmaceutical industry.” Inside: Have an industrious Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
Forget About Losing 20 Pounds Card
$3.25Cover: Forget about losing 20 pounds... Inside: How can we lose 20 years? Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Best Friends Are The Ones Who Know All About You Card
$3.25Cover: Best friends are the ones who know all about you. Inside: But like you anyway. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
The Older We Get Card
$3.25Cover: The older we get... Inside: The older “old” gets. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Having a Good Friend is Like Riding a Bicycle Card
$3.25Cover: Having a good friend is like riding a bicycle... Inside: Once you get the hang of it, it lasts a lifetime. Happy Birthday. -
Want To Look Younger Instantly Card
$3.25Cover: WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER INSTANTLY? Inside: Get some older friends. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
A Man Needs Only Two Tools in his Workshop Card
$3.25Cover: A man needs only two tools in his workshop: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. Inside: If it DOESN’T move and it should, USE THE WD-40. If it DOES move and it shouldn’t, USE THE DUCT TAPE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY... -
Golden Years My Ass Card
$3.25Cover: Blank Inside: “Golden years” my ass. Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
Lead Us Not Into Temptation Card
$3.25Cover: Lead us not into temptation... Inside: Oh, forget it. Follow me; I know a shortcut! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Where Most Men Get Their Information Card
$3.25Cover: Where most men get their information... Inside: and what most of it is worth. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
I Hope This Card Isn't Too Funny Card
$3.25Cover: I HOPE THiS CARd iSN’T TOO FuNNY. Inside: I understand people your age pee fairly easily. HaPPY BiRTHdAY! Size: 5x7 inches -
Remember When You Were So Sweet and Innocent Card
$3.25Cover: Remember when you were so sweet and innocent? Inside: We don’t either! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Someday We Will Be Two Sweet Old Ladies Card
$3.25Cover: Someday, we will be two, sweet, old ladies. Inside: You go first! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Sure You Feel Young and Vibrant Today Card
$3.25Cover: Sure you feel young & vibrant today! Inside: But wait until tomorrow when the wine wears off. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We're Going to Hell in a Hand Basket Card
$3.25Cover: We’re going to hell in a hand basket… Inside: but at least we have travel plans. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Don't Fear Getting Older Card
$3.25Cover: DON’T FEAR GETTING OLDER. Inside: Fear getting stuck in traffic after 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
When A Cake Has That Many Candles on It Card
$3.25Cover: When a cake has that many candles on it... Inside: it might be time to start spending the family fortune. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
It's Not The Size of the Pool Card
$3.25Cover: It‘s not the size of the pool … Inside: It’s the friends you “swim” with. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
You Know You're Getting Old When Card
$3.25Cover: “You know you’re getting old when...” Inside: “you feel like crap in the morning, but you didn’t even drink the night before!” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Those Were The Days Cars Were Made in the USA Card
$3.25Cover: Those were the days... Cars were made in the USA, Inside: and an “airbag” was somebody who talked too much! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Less Candles on Their Cake Card
$3.25Cover: “I don’t understand it. When people get older, they actually put LESS candles on their cake.” “Old people are weird.” Inside: Hope your Birthday is a big blowout. Size: 5x7 inches -
At Our Age The Water Can Be Dangerous Card
$3.25Cover: At our age, the water can be dangerous. Inside: Lifeguards don’t try as hard. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Are Much Too Long Card
$3.25Cover: We are much too young... Inside: to be this old. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
If the Good Lord Didn't Want Us To Drink Card
$3.25Cover: “If the good lord didn’t want us to drink, he wouldn’t have given us 2 livers.” “You’re mixing up your organs again.” Inside: That explains a few things Happy Birthday -
I'm Here For The Party Card
$3.25Cover: (blank) Inside: I’m here for the party! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
You're Born You Work You Ache You Die Card
$3.25Cover: You’re born. You work. You ache. You die. Inside: Did I miss anything?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY Size: 5x7 inches -
Dont Worry About Getting Old Card
$3.25Cover: DON’T WORRY ABOUT GETTING OLD... Inside: WORRY ABOUT THINKING OLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Size: 5x7 inches -
There Was a Pretty One a Smart One and a Funny One Card
$3.25Cover: There was... a pretty one, a smart one, and a funny one. Inside: And the lucky ones like you were all three. Happy Birthday.Size: 5x7 inches -
Can't Stand the Thought of Another Birthday Card
$3.25Cover: Oh, I just can’t stand the thought of another birthday! Inside: (heavy sigh) I’m glad it’s yours. Size: 5x7 inches -
I'm Not Sure What Reminded Me Of You Card
$3.25Cover: I’m not sure what reminded me of you... Inside: but Happy Birthday, anyway. Size: 5x7 inches -
I'm Just Gonna Sit Here Card
$3.25Cover: “I’m just gonna sit here... Inside: ‘til you feel better.” Get Well Soon! Size: 5x7 inches -
Here's To All The Crap You've Been Through Card
$3.25Cover: Here’s to all the crap you’ve been through! Inside: Better days are ahead! Size: 5x7 inches -
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Margaritas Card
$3.25Cover: MARGARITAS! Inside: Because no great story ever began with somebody eating a salad. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
If I Were You I'd Get Well Soon Card
$3.25Cover: If I were you, I’d Get Well Soon! Inside: You KNOW we always gossip about the one who isn’t here! Size: 5x7 inches -
Awe Shucks Card
$3.25Cover: AWE, SHUCKS Inside: That was so nice of you. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU Size: 5x7 inches -
Just When I Thought I Was Losing It Card
$3.25Cover: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING IT... Inside: YOU SHOWED UP! THANK YOU. YOU ARE THE BEST. Size: 5x7 inches -
They Know All About You Card
$3.25Cover: They know all about you. Inside: That’s why they’re praying. Size: 5x7 inches -
Some Guys Stand Out In a Crowd Card
$3.25Cover: Some guys STAND OUT in a crowd. Inside: Even when they are just being THEMSELVES. Happy Birthday to a standout guy. Size: 5x7 inches -
Lose Weight By Drinking Nothing But Wine Card
$3.25Cover: THEY SAY YOU CAN LOSE WEIGHT BY DRINKING NOTHING BUT WINE... Inside: But so far all I’ve lost is my purse and my keys. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
People Are Calling Us OCD Card
$3.25Cover: People are calling us “OCD” Inside: Old, Cranky, and Dangerous! Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
Of All The Things We Shared Over The Years Card
$3.25Cover: Of all the things we’ve shared over the years... Inside: drinking together never gets old. And neither will we! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Sitting Talking Remembering Card
$3.25Cover: Sitting, Talking, Remembering... Inside: Two out of three ain’t bad. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
No One's Asking Us To Wave Card
$3.25Cover: No one’s asking us to wave from a rolling convertible anymore... Inside: but this parade ain’t over yet, baby. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Are Wooden Spoon Card
$3.25Cover: WE ARE WOODEN SPOON... Inside: lead paint, no car seat, no seat belt, no bike helmet, garden hose drinking SURVIVORS! How did we make it!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
Our Friendship Has Been A Journey Card
$3.25Cover: Our friendship has been a journey... Inside: If only we were earning frequent flyer miles! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Born to be Wild Card
$3.25Cover: Born to be WILD... Inside: a LONG time ago! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Used To Love Acting Grown Up Card
$3.25Cover: We used to love acting “GROWN-UP” Inside: And now we love to act like kids. Here’s to living it backwards. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Birthday Cake Card
$3.25Cover: BIRTHDAY CAKE... Inside: THE ONLY FOOD YOU CAN BLOW ON AND SPIT ON AND EVERYBODY RUSHES TO GET A PIECE. Size: 5x7 inches -
He Thought He Was Steering the Boat Card
$3.25Cover: He thought he was steering the boat... Inside: but it just went in circles giving him the illusion of control. Kinda like being married. Happy Anniversary. Size: 5x7 inches -
If You Have the Right Partner Card
$3.25Cover: If you have the right partner... Inside: the music never stops. Happy Anniversary to a great couple. Size: 5x7 inches -
Go Ahead Light The Candles Card
$3.25Cover: GO AHEAD, LIGHT THE CANDLES! Inside: we’re ready! happy birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Constance Named Her Cat Martini Card
$3.25Cover: Constance named her cat “Martini”. Inside: It was one less thing to remember. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Fran Made Her Own Dress Card
$3.25Cover: Fran made her own dress, stitched her own slipcover, and baked her own cake. Inside: I have a hunch she did her own hair, too. Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
We've Known Each Other For A Long Time Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve known each other for a long time. Inside: You’re still older! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Everybody Loves a Guy Card
$3.25Cover: Everybody loves a guy... Inside: with a cool car! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
I've Always Loved Card
$3.25Cover: I’ve always loved … Inside: being your sister. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Remember Young Lady Card
$3.25Cover: Remember young lady... Inside: good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Funny How We Call Em The Good All Days Card
$3.25Cover: Funny how we call ‘em the “good old days”. Inside: We weren’t that “GOOD” or that “OLD”. Happy Birthday to my good, old friend. Size: 5x7 inches -
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Girls Today Have More Fun Than We Did Card
$3.25Cover: Don’t think for a second that girls today have more fun than we did. Inside: We just didn’t text it, tweet it, or e-mail it. We gossiped over it in person like real women. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Are Like Two Peas In A Pod Card
$3.25Cover: They say we are like two peas in a pod... Inside: I think we’re more like two nuts in a tree. Size: 5x7 inches -
Skinny Jeans Make You Look Skinny Card
$3.25Cover: Skinny jeans make you look skinny... Inside: the same way Thin Mints make you look thin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
God Grant Me The Senility Card
$3.25Cover: SENILITY PRAYER GOD GRANT ME THE SENILITY Inside: TO FORGET THE PEOPLE I NEVER LIKED, THE GOOD FORTUNE TO RUN INTO THE ONES I DO LIKE, AND THE EYESIGHT TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE. Happy Birthday... -
One Thing You Don't Have To Worry About Card
$3.25Cover: At your age, there’s one thing you don’t have to worry about … Inside: dying young. Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
How Does a 36C Become a 32 Long Card
$3.25Cover: How does a 36C become a... Inside: 32 long? Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
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You Know You're Getting Old When Car Card
$3.25Cover: You know you’re getting old when... Inside: your body makes more noises than your car. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We've Been Friends For So Long Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve been friends for so long... Inside: I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches