Description Description Hide Show Cover: “If the good lord didn’t want us to drink, he wouldn’t have given us 2 livers.” “You’re mixing up your organs again.” Inside: That explains a few things Happy Birthday
Lead Us Not Into Temptation Card $3.25 Cover: Lead us not into temptation... Inside: Oh, forget it. Follow me; I know a shortcut! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
People Are Calling Us OCD Card $3.25 Cover: People are calling us “OCD” Inside: Old, Cranky, and Dangerous! Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches
No One's Asking Us To Wave Card $3.25 Cover: No one’s asking us to wave from a rolling convertible anymore... Inside: but this parade ain’t over yet, baby. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
Want To Look Younger Instantly Card $3.25 Cover: WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER INSTANTLY? Inside: Get some older friends. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches
I Don't Want To Brag But Card $3.25 Cover: I know it’s YOUR birthday and I don’t want to brag but... Inside: I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Size: 5x7 inches
