Cover: Don’t think for a second that girls today have more fun than we did. Inside: We just didn’t text it, tweet it, or e-mail it. We gossiped over it in person like real women. Size: 5x7 inches
Cover: WE ARE WOODEN SPOON... Inside: lead paint, no car seat, no seat belt, no bike helmet, garden hose drinking SURVIVORS! How did we make it!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches
Cover: Not only did I FALL OFF the diet wagon, Inside: I DRAGGED it into the WOODS, SET it on FIRE, and used the insurance money to buy TWINKIES. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
