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Harder To Kidnap Stay Safe Eat the Cake Tea Towel

$8.99
UPC:
019171243154
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Safety advice you can actually use. This funny tea towel reframes the whole wellness conversation in a single sentence — and closes with the only reasonable prescription. A perfect white elephant gift, Secret Santa pick, or hostess gift for the person who has decided to approach self-care on their own terms. Printed on a white cotton kitchen towel in typewriter text. Practical. Encouraging. Correct.

Unfolded Towel: 16x24 Inches