Archie McPhee

Archie McPhee

About the Company

For over 35 years, Archie McPhee Wholesale (Accoutrements LLC) has been introducing peculiar and extraordinary items to the world. We specialize in designing and manufacturing impractical yet delightful products that add a touch of joy to life.

 

Mark Pahlow, our owner, initiated this venture by selling rubber lizards and other eccentric items from his home in L.A. The overwhelming demand for his unique collectibles led him to seek more space for his growing enterprise. Taking a bold leap, he loaded his entire inventory into a U-Haul truck and headed for Seattle. In 1983, with two employees, he established Archie McPhee in Seattle's Fremont district. He chronicled the fascinating journey in his book "Who Would Buy This? The Archie McPhee Story," offering deeper insights into the business's origins.

 

Over the years, our business has flourished. Notable hits like the Punching Nun and the Librarian Action Figure (inspired by real-life librarian Nancy Pearl) have propelled us to become the leading source for all things wonderfully weird in the world. Join us in embracing the wonderfully weird!

 

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  • Archie McPhee Finger Squirrels

    Finger Squirrels

    $9.99
    Your hand is the tree and these seriously cute squirrels live on the finger branches. Each soft vinyl 1-3/4" (4.5 cm) squirrel is one of four different colors. Of course, if you start wearing them...
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  • Archie McPhee Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

    Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

    $3.99
    Being trapped in a stinky car can be very disheartening. This Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener will serve as a symbol of the “We Can Do It” spirit.
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  • Archie McPhee Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box

    Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box

    $6.99
    While a pair of socks is a lovely gift, it’s not really that exciting. Why not falsely raise the expectations of the gift recipient with a box that promises a gravy fountain? Put the boring gift in...
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  • Archie McPhee Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $10.99
    Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so...
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  • Archie McPhee Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $9.99
    Surely the best place to store your most valuable possessions is in a box that looks like it's made out of bacon. This 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box...
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