Archie McPhee

Surely the best place to store your most valuable possessions is in a box that looks like it's made out of bacon. This 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box...

This full-head adult mask is perfect for avian appreciators who want to resemble that most noble bird of prey, the Eagle. This mask is so true to life, you’ll feel like you should be hunting in the...

Your hand is the tree and these seriously cute squirrels live on the finger branches. Each soft vinyl 1-3/4" (4.5 cm) squirrel is one of four different colors. Of course, if you start wearing them...

This glow-in-the-dark puzzle is perfect for insomniacs because you can put it together day or night. It’s a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle that pictures a pile of toys, but when you turn the lights out,...

If you looked at a normal Rubber Chicken, you’d assume that funny things only happen during the day. What about hilarious night shenanigans? This 20” (50.8 cm) soft vinyl Glow-in-the-Dark Rubber...

While a pair of socks is a lovely gift, it’s not really that exciting. Why not falsely raise the expectations of the gift recipient with a box that promises a gravy fountain? Put the boring gift in...

Everyone loves kale and candy, so why not Frankenstein the two together as Kale Candy? All the great flavor of kale with none of the pesky nutrients. This hard candy with green and white stripes has...

Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so...

Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike.  Sold individually. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long.  (Please do not...

Being trapped in a stinky car can be very disheartening. This Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener will serve as a symbol of the “We Can Do It” spirit.

This enamel pin will dress up any outfit. Whether you’re dressing in your best pantsuit, beekeeper’s jumper or sleeveless jean jacket, you’ll carry a piece of our trademark weirdness with you...