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  • Bacon Storage Box

    Bacon Storage Box

    $9.99
    Surely the best place to store your most valuable possessions is in a box that looks like it's made out of bacon. This 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box...
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  • Your hand is the tree and these seriously cute squirrels live on the finger branches. Each soft vinyl 1-3/4" (4.5 cm) squirrel is one of four different colors. Of course, if you start wearing them all the time and telling people that your hand is a tree, they’ll think you’re nuts! If you can find the right-sized acorn, their little arms will carry it.

    Finger Squirrels

    $9.99
    Your hand is the tree and these seriously cute squirrels live on the finger branches. Each soft vinyl 1-3/4" (4.5 cm) squirrel is one of four different colors. Of course, if you start wearing them...
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  • Glow in the Dark Puzzle with photo of novelty and weird toys and creatures

    Glow Chamber Puzzle

    $18.99
    This glow-in-the-dark puzzle is perfect for insomniacs because you can put it together day or night. It’s a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle that pictures a pile of toys, but when you turn the lights out,...
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  • Glow in the Dark Rubber Chicken

    Glow in the Dark Rubber Chicken

    $11.99
    If you looked at a normal Rubber Chicken, you’d assume that funny things only happen during the day. What about hilarious night shenanigans? This 20” (50.8 cm) soft vinyl Glow-in-the-Dark Rubber...
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  • Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box

    Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box

    $6.99
    While a pair of socks is a lovely gift, it’s not really that exciting. Why not falsely raise the expectations of the gift recipient with a box that promises a gravy fountain? Put the boring gift in...
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  • Kale Candy by Archie McPhee

    Kale Candy

    $6.99
    Everyone loves kale and candy, so why not Frankenstein the two together as Kale Candy? All the great flavor of kale with none of the pesky nutrients. This hard candy with green and white stripes has...
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  • Modest Pet Urn

    Modest Pet Urn

    $10.99
    Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so...
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  • Nose Pencil Sharpener

    Nose Pencil Sharpener

    $3.99
    Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike.  Sold individually. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long.  (Please do not...
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  • Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

    Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener

    $3.99
    Being trapped in a stinky car can be very disheartening. This Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener will serve as a symbol of the “We Can Do It” spirit.
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