About the Company
For over 35 years, Archie McPhee Wholesale (Accoutrements LLC) has been introducing peculiar and extraordinary items to the world. We specialize in designing and manufacturing impractical yet delightful products that add a touch of joy to life.
Mark Pahlow, our owner, initiated this venture by selling rubber lizards and other eccentric items from his home in L.A. The overwhelming demand for his unique collectibles led him to seek more space for his growing enterprise. Taking a bold leap, he loaded his entire inventory into a U-Haul truck and headed for Seattle. In 1983, with two employees, he established Archie McPhee in Seattle's Fremont district. He chronicled the fascinating journey in his book "Who Would Buy This? The Archie McPhee Story," offering deeper insights into the business's origins.
Over the years, our business has flourished. Notable hits like the Punching Nun and the Librarian Action Figure (inspired by real-life librarian Nancy Pearl) have propelled us to become the leading source for all things wonderfully weird in the world. Join us in embracing the wonderfully weird!
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Finger Squirrels
$9.99Your hand is the tree and these seriously cute squirrels live on the finger branches. Each soft vinyl 1-3/4" (4.5 cm) squirrel is one of four different colors. Of course, if you start wearing them... -
Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener
$3.99Being trapped in a stinky car can be very disheartening. This Rosie the Riveter Air Freshener will serve as a symbol of the “We Can Do It” spirit. -
Gravy Fountain Gag Gift Box
$6.99While a pair of socks is a lovely gift, it’s not really that exciting. Why not falsely raise the expectations of the gift recipient with a box that promises a gravy fountain? Put the boring gift in... -
Modest Pet Urn
$10.99Have you seen the price of urns lately? Spending money is no proof of love! This urn is modestly priced. This metal container, which mysteriously resembles a coffee can, comes with a sticker sheet so... -
Nose Pencil Sharpener
$3.99Stick a pencil up this nose and twist, and it will come out clean and sharp! High-quality, hard plastic, life-sized and lifelike. Sold individually. 2-1/4" (5.7 cm) long. (Please do not... -
Glow in the Dark Rubber Chicken
$11.99If you looked at a normal Rubber Chicken, you’d assume that funny things only happen during the day. What about hilarious night shenanigans? This 20” (50.8 cm) soft vinyl Glow-in-the-Dark Rubber... -
Mr Bacon Jumbo Magnet
$8.99Much like real bacon, this 15" (38.1 cm) tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put one on your meat locker as a mascot, or, better yet, put one on each side of your car to turn it into the... -
Bacon Storage Box
$9.99Surely the best place to store your most valuable possessions is in a box that looks like it's made out of bacon. This 7" x 5" x 1-1/2" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) cardboard box... -
Glow Chamber Puzzle
$18.99This glow-in-the-dark puzzle is perfect for insomniacs because you can put it together day or night. It’s a 1000 piece jigsaw puzzle that pictures a pile of toys, but when you turn the lights out,...