Want To Look Younger Instantly Card

Cover: I know it’s YOUR birthday and I don’t want to brag but... Inside: I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: “If the good lord didn’t want us to drink, he wouldn’t have given us 2 livers.” “You’re mixing up your organs again.” Inside: That explains a few things Happy Birthday

Cover: Skinny jeans make you look skinny... Inside: the same way Thin Mints make you look thin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches

Our 100% crinkled cotton flour sack towels. We screen print our towels with Driftless Studios designs using non-toxic black ink. Unfolded size: 24"x 16"

Exercise makes your body look better naked, but so does wine- your choice