Description Description Hide Show Cover: There was... a pretty one, a smart one, and a funny one. Inside: And the lucky ones like you were all three. Happy Birthday.Size: 5x7 inches
No One's Asking Us To Wave Card $3.25 Cover: No one’s asking us to wave from a rolling convertible anymore... Inside: but this parade ain’t over yet, baby. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
We're One Step Closer Card $3.25 Cover: We’re one step closer to being the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home! Inside: Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches
One Thing You Don't Have To Worry About Card $3.25 Cover: At your age, there’s one thing you don’t have to worry about … Inside: dying young. Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches
Best Friends Are The Ones Who Know All About You Card $3.25 Cover: Best friends are the ones who know all about you. Inside: But like you anyway. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
No One Wants To Hear About Your Diet Wood Magnet $10.99 Wood kitchen magnet with "No One Wants To Hear About Your Diet. Just Eat Your Salad And Be Sad." Wood Magnets are 2x3 inches with the sentiment printed directly onto the wood so it will never peel or...