Don't Fear Getting Older Card

$3.25

Cover: DON’T FEAR GETTING OLDER. Inside: Fear getting stuck in traffic after 2 cups of coffee and a bran muffin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches

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We Are Wooden Spoon Card

$3.25

Cover: WE ARE WOODEN SPOON... Inside: lead paint, no car seat, no seat belt, no bike helmet, garden hose drinking SURVIVORS! How did we make it!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches

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We Are Much Too Long Card

$3.25

Cover: We are much too young... Inside: to be this old. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

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Where Most Men Get Their Information Card

$3.25

Cover: Where most men get their information... Inside: and what most of it is worth. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

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Dont Worry About Getting Old Card

$3.25

Cover: DON’T WORRY ABOUT GETTING OLD... Inside: WORRY ABOUT THINKING OLD! HAPPY BIRTHDAY Size: 5x7 inches

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We Used To Love Acting Grown Up Card

$3.25

Cover: We used to love acting “GROWN-UP” Inside: And now we love to act like kids. Here’s to living it backwards. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

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You Know You're Getting Old When Card

$3.25

Cover: “You know you’re getting old when...” Inside: “you feel like crap in the morning, but you didn’t even drink the night before!” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

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