Description Description Hide Show Cover: No one’s asking us to wave from a rolling convertible anymore... Inside: but this parade ain’t over yet, baby. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
We're One Step Closer Card $3.25 Cover: We’re one step closer to being the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home! Inside: Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches
Lead Us Not Into Temptation Card $3.25 Cover: Lead us not into temptation... Inside: Oh, forget it. Follow me; I know a shortcut! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
One Thing You Don't Have To Worry About Card $3.25 Cover: At your age, there’s one thing you don’t have to worry about … Inside: dying young. Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches
Best Friends Are The Ones Who Know All About You Card $3.25 Cover: Best friends are the ones who know all about you. Inside: But like you anyway. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
People Are Calling Us OCD Card $3.25 Cover: People are calling us “OCD” Inside: Old, Cranky, and Dangerous! Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches
We Used To Love Acting Grown Up Card $3.25 Cover: We used to love acting “GROWN-UP” Inside: And now we love to act like kids. Here’s to living it backwards. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches
If the Good Lord Didn't Want Us To Drink Card $3.25 Cover: “If the good lord didn’t want us to drink, he wouldn’t have given us 2 livers.” “You’re mixing up your organs again.” Inside: That explains a few things Happy Birthday
