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Sure You Feel Young and Vibrant Today Card
$3.25Cover: Sure you feel young & vibrant today! Inside: But wait until tomorrow when the wine wears off. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
The Older We Get Card
$3.25Cover: The older we get... Inside: The older “old” gets. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
There Was a Pretty One a Smart One and a Funny One Card
$3.25Cover: There was... a pretty one, a smart one, and a funny one. Inside: And the lucky ones like you were all three. Happy Birthday.Size: 5x7 inches -
They Know All About You Card
$3.25Cover: They know all about you. Inside: That’s why they’re praying. Size: 5x7 inches -
Those Were The Days Cars Were Made in the USA Card
$3.25Cover: Those were the days... Cars were made in the USA, Inside: and an “airbag” was somebody who talked too much! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Too Late For Coffee Too Early For Wine Card
$3.25Cover: “THERE’S A VERY FINE LINE BETWEEN TOO LATE FOR COFFEE AND TOO EARLY FOR WINE...” Inside:”So when it’s close, I err to the side of wine.” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Want To Look Younger Instantly Card
$3.25Cover: WANT TO LOOK YOUNGER INSTANTLY? Inside: Get some older friends. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Are Much Too Long Card
$3.25Cover: We are much too young... Inside: to be this old. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Are Wooden Spoon Card
$3.25Cover: WE ARE WOODEN SPOON... Inside: lead paint, no car seat, no seat belt, no bike helmet, garden hose drinking SURVIVORS! How did we make it!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches -
We Used To Love Acting Grown Up Card
$3.25Cover: We used to love acting “GROWN-UP” Inside: And now we love to act like kids. Here’s to living it backwards. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We'll Always Be BBFs
$3.25Cover: We’ll always be BBFs... Inside: Badass Bitches Forever! Have a Badass Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
We're Going to Hell in a Hand Basket Card
$3.25Cover: We’re going to hell in a hand basket… Inside: but at least we have travel plans. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
We're One Step Closer Card
$3.25Cover: We’re one step closer to being the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home! Inside: Happy Birthday! Size: 5x7 inches -
We've Been Friends For So Long Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve been friends for so long... Inside: I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence. Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches -
We've Known Each Other For A Long Time Card
$3.25Cover: We’ve known each other for a long time. Inside: You’re still older! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
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When A Cake Has That Many Candles on It Card
$3.25Cover: When a cake has that many candles on it... Inside: it might be time to start spending the family fortune. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
Where Most Men Get Their Information Card
$3.25Cover: Where most men get their information... Inside: and what most of it is worth. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
You Know You're Getting Old When Card
$3.25Cover: “You know you’re getting old when...” Inside: “you feel like crap in the morning, but you didn’t even drink the night before!” Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches -
You're Born You Work You Ache You Die Card
$3.25Cover: You’re born. You work. You ache. You die. Inside: Did I miss anything?? HAPPY BIRTHDAY Size: 5x7 inches