Shade Tree Greetings

Cover: I’m not sure what reminded me of you... Inside: but Happy Birthday, anyway. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: If I were you, I’d Get Well Soon! Inside: You KNOW we always gossip about the one who isn’t here! Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: “If the good lord didn’t want us to drink, he wouldn’t have given us 2 livers.” “You’re mixing up your organs again.” Inside: That explains a few things Happy Birthday

Cover: If you have the right partner... Inside: the music never stops. Happy Anniversary to a great couple. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: It‘s not the size of the pool … Inside: It’s the friends you “swim” with. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Lead us not into temptation... Inside: Oh, forget it. Follow me; I know a shortcut! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: “I don’t understand it. When people get older, they actually put LESS candles on their cake.” “Old people are weird.” Inside: Hope your Birthday is a big blowout. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: “Move over cosmetics, this is a job for the pharmaceutical industry.” Inside: Have an industrious Birthday Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: My yoga pants have NEVER SEEN a yoga class, Inside: my gym pants have never been to the gym, and my idea of a BALANCED DIET is a MARTINI in each hand. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Nobody makes me laugh like you do. Inside: Thanks for being my funny, wonderful friend. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Not only did I FALL OFF the diet wagon, Inside: I DRAGGED it into the WOODS, SET it on FIRE, and used the insurance money to buy TWINKIES. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Of all the things we’ve shared over the years... Inside: drinking together never gets old. And neither will we! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Our friendship has been a journey... Inside: If only we were earning frequent flyer miles! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: People are calling us “OCD” Inside: Old, Cranky, and Dangerous! Happy Birthday Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Remember when you were so sweet and innocent? Inside: We don’t either! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Remember young lady... Inside: good girls go to Heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Sitting, Talking, Remembering... Inside: Two out of three ain’t bad. Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Skinny jeans make you look skinny... Inside: the same way Thin Mints make you look thin. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: So... Inside: how was your day? Size: 5x7 inches

Cover: Someday, we will be two, sweet, old ladies. Inside: You go first! Happy Birthday. Size: 5x7 inches